Beauty of Korean guys

Thursday: Asked a group of non jacket wearing suits for a lighter. They invited me to play billiards and explained what the fuck was going on. There's a table with no pockets and only 4 balls on the table. Had been annoying me for a while.

Friday: Was out drinking with Henchman V3.0 when a Korean guy begins to talk to us. Could have gone awry when Hench was explaining that Korea is famous for Kimchi and men striking women in the street. The Korean guy accepted it as a discussion so it was all smooth.

When we went outside this Queen madame of hookers approached us. She told us we could all touch her tits for 180,000 won (90 GBP.) She was pretty old and witch like. Couldn't comprehend what was going on. Because she was so dirty and I'd been drinking for 11 hours I really wanted to fuck her. The Korean guy was too shy to ask how much outright. I badgered him for about 10 minutes. He explained that there were younger girls and all 3 of us will go. We explained we had no money. He explained that it was his treat.

What transpired would have been quite strange if I hadn't seen it in a Korean film before. We all went into a noraebang (singing room) together. The madame brought in beers and a bowl of fruit. Then 3 young girls came in and sat next to each of us. They held our hands. Fed us grapes like concubines, lit our cigarettes and sang songs for us. The married Korean guy was groping his on the outside and she was on his lap. Henchman had the on witht he best English so mainly talked to his. Mine put my whole pack of cigarettes in her mouth, made a strange noise and pretended to light the whole pack. On 3 separate occasions she tongued kissed me. That was the strangest part because I thoguht that wasn't possible. She kissed like a small, yappy dog. Later this girl disappeared. The old madame came in, sat next to me and placed my hands on her tits whilst rubbing my cock. I got a hard on and she squealed with delight. Telling the young gorls i had a big cock. I dont' really but compared to Asian men I obviously do.

All of them gave hand signals to each other because they wanted the Korean to buy more beer. After one hour they said "time's up" and walked off. No blow job or anything. Bizzarre.